Shouting at Them- This meathod rarely has any permanant effects.

 

Scarecrow- Not actually a scarecrow, but an exact plastic replica of a wolf with a real dead goose it its mouth. That should scare them.

 

Addling- Shaking a nested goose egg vigorously, or poking holes in it, then replacing it either way.

 

Manual Abort- Annihilate eggs via stomping, throwing, smashing, or any other destructive verbs.

 

Nest Combustion- Lighting a goose nest on fire.

 

Sniping- Laying on a roof or somewhere else secluded with a silenced sniper rifle, and taking out as many as you can.

 

Land Mines- Plant land mines in residential parks, sports fields, and playgrounds.

 

Fake Tall Grass- Geese hate tall grass, so when a sporting field is not in use, put on a pseudo-tall grass covering.

 

Gas Grenades- Wait until a large group of geese enter and land in an empty park, then throw a gas grenade at them to kill them.

 

Regular grenade- Self explanitory, but you'd better be a fast runner; cops generally don't like grenade-bearing persons.

 

Flamethrower- Again, self explanitory, but expect a jail sentence.

 

Sticky Fields- Make a turf field and place it on a plot of land that geese popularly fly to. When they land, they will be stuck. Wait until there are inumerable amounts of stuck geese, then use one of the above meathods, or:

 

Kerosine- Light the geese on fire using kerosine and a match.

 

Radioactive fields- Dump hazardous waste on an unused field, then allow geese to land on it. After a while the geese will mutate, or fly away to have mutant gooslings.

 

Lawsuit- Sue Canada for inventing geese.